Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Vacancy

VACANCY: GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION..

kINDLY FILL UP THE FORM

BASICS
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color nd style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:

OTHER
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a gurl?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?

WHat Would You do IF...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I touched your butt:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:

Would You...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Makeout with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
ask me out:
Date me:
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance:
Hold me and make my problems go away:

Monday, June 9, 2008

37 things girl dont know

37 Things gurl doesn’t know

  1. Guys are more emotional then you think,if they love u at one point,it`ll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go,and it hurt every second that they try.

  1. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,they always think about the gurl they truly care about.

  1. Guys go crazy over a girl`s smile

  1. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him

  1. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love interest.Unless they`re goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method

  1. A guy who likes youwants to be the only guy you talk to

  1. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they`re still loved

  1. Guys are more emotional than they`d like people think

  1. Giving a guy a hanging message like ‘You know what?!..uh..nevermind..” would make him jump into conclusion that is far from what are you thinking.And he`ll assume he did sumthing wrong and he`ll obsess about it trying to figure it out

  1. Girls are guys’ weaknesses

  1. Guys are very open about themselves

  1. If a guy tells you about his problem,he just need someone to listen to him.You don’t need to give advice

  1. A usual act that prove that the guy likes you is when he teases you

  1. Guys love you more then you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

  1. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls.We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that,he like you a whole hell a lot

  1. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs,personality is key.

  1. Guys worried about thin line betweenbeing compassionate and being whipped

  1. Guys think WAY to much.One small thing girl does,even if she doesn`t notice,it can make the guy think about it for hours,trying to figure it out what it meant.

  1. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl,he will think about it for the next couple days or until next time he spend time with the girl.
  1. If a guy looks unsually calm and laid back,he`s probably faking it and is spazzing inside

  1. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl,he really is,Guys rarely say that

  1. Whwn a guy ask to leave him alone,he`s just actually saying “Please come and listen to me”

  1. If a guy starts to talk seriously,listen to him,It doesn’t happen that often,so when it doesyou know something`s up

  1. When the guy tells you,that you are beautiful,don`t say you aren`t.It makes them want to stop telling you because they don’t want you to disagree with them

  1. When a guy looks you for longer than a second,he`s difinetly thinking something

  1. A guys has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes

  1. Don`t be a snob.Guys can be temidated and give up easily

  1. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys

  1. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decision and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them

  1. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl`s mind for a day

  1. No guys can handle all his problems on his own,He just too stubborn to admit it

  1. Not all guys are assholes.Just because ONE is a jackass doesn`t mean he represents ALL of them

  1. They love it when girls talk about their boobs

  1. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you..sexually.

  1. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

  1. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts

  1. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you,he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.