Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Vacancy

VACANCY: GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION..

kINDLY FILL UP THE FORM

BASICS
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color nd style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:

OTHER
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a gurl?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?

WHat Would You do IF...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I touched your butt:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:

Would You...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Makeout with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
ask me out:
Date me:
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance:
Hold me and make my problems go away:

3 comments:

minah_stapler said...

waaaa banyak betol applications sampai tak sempat nak update blog :)

Anonymous said...

BASICS
Name: Nurul
Age: 24
Location: Damansara
Height: 149cm
Hair (color nd style): Black, layer, Long hair
Eyes: Dark brown
Piercings/tattoos: -

OTHER
1. Where would we go on dates? Movies, Beach
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? I don’t have any.
3. Do you drink/smoke?? Nop
4. Do you like the beach? I do
5. If so...would you go with me late at night? : late nite? Will think about it
6. Do you like movies? yup
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? See the title first
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? ya
9. If not what would we be doing? -
10. Do you play an instrument? nop
11. If so...what? -
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? For sure but i did sms heheheh
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 5
14. Favorite body part on a gurl? lip
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? Caring
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? Heartbreaker n player. Hahaha..joking
17. Would you give me kisses just because?err errr errrr

WHat Would You do IF...
I cried: i ask u y u cry
I said I liked you: i like u too
I kissed you: errrr….
I touched your butt: hey!
I was hospitalized: God…i make some soup for u
I ran away from home: come to my place then heehehe
I got in a fight and you were there: if u love me stop fighting ngeggeggegege
I got dumped: i try to calm u
I pissed you off: erkkkk

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: u have good personality
Eyes: sepet!! Anak cina
Face: bambam
Hair: sikit sangat
Clothes: ok
Voice: romantic
Humor: u have tht sense
Choice of music: sentimental perhaps. Hahahha i don’t know
Manners: good boy
Friends: i didn’t know ur frens
Decisions: follow the rules
Would You...
Be my friend: i do
Tell me the truth no matter what: sure
Buy me a birthday gift: wait until i got permenant job eyh
Lie to make me feel better: sometime maybe
Spread rumors about me: nope
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: haiyooo….y chocolate?
Keep a secret if I told you one: i will
Loan me some cash: i don’t have money laaa
Hold my hand: i will
Keep in touch: sure
Make me a snack: nop
Try and solve my problems: insyaAllah
Love me: someday perhaps
Makeout with me: someday 
Hold me in times of need: i will
Ditch me: nop
Use me: nop
ask me out: ya
Date me:ya
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance: i will insyaAllah
Hold me and make my problems go away: insyaAllah

Anonymous said...

BASICS
Name: SITI HAJAR FATIMAH ISMAIL
Age: 27
Location: DAMANSARA PERDANA
Height: 158cm
Hair (color nd style): BLACK & CURLY
Eyes: DARK BROWN (MAY CHANGE AT TIME DEPENDS ON MOOD)
Piercings/tattoos: EARS & BELLYBUTTON

OTHER
1. Where would we go on dates?
NIGHT MARKET

2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
KRU, FEMININ, 4U2C

3. Do you drink/smoke??
NOT AT ALL

4. Do you like the beach?
NO, I LIKE THE SAND AND THOSE RUBBISH BY THE BEACH

5. If so…would you go with me late at night?
SURE CAN, AT LEAST I WONT SEE YOUR PIMPLES.

6. Do you like movies?
YES, LIKE CICAKMAN

7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
NO I WON'T. REMEMBER, WE HAVE TO SAVE OUR ELECTRICITY BILL.

8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
MAYBE YOU WOULD, BUT I'LL JUST SLEEP

9. If not what would we be doing?
IF NOT, WE CAN GO BACK HOME AND DO GARDENING

10. Do you play an instrument?
YES.

11. If so…what?
DRUM, FOR AN EXAMPLE - YOUR HEAD.

12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright?
YES, AND TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ALREADY HOME, SO I STILL CAN GO OUT THEN.

13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
BETWEEN 4 - 5.5. DEPENDS ON YOUR BODY ODOUR

14. Favorite body part on a gurl?
BCG MARK

15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
I LOVE TO BURP

16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)?
YES, MAMA SAN

17. Would you give me kisses just because?
NO, UNLESS IF YOU WOULD BUT ME JEWELLERY


____________________________________________________________________________________

WHat Would You do IF…
I cried:
YELL AT YOU AND SAY "STOP CRYING YOU LIL GIRL!!"

I said I liked you:
SLAP YOUR FACE

I kissed you:
PUNCH YOUR MOUTH

I touched your butt:
FART AT YOUR FACE

I was hospitalized:
MAKE SURE THE LINE GO THIS WAY (_____________________)

I ran away from home:
MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTS DONT ASK ME

I got in a fight and you were there:
EAT PEANUTS WHILE WAITING, IF TOO LONG - I GO HOME FIRST.

I got dumped:
I WOULD SAY, "CHILL, LIFE GOES ON"

I pissed you off:
TAKE YOUR TIME.

____________________________________________________________________________________

What Do You Think Of My…
Personality:
NOT QUITE SURE

Eyes:
SEEMS LIKE YOU BEEN TAKING TOO MUCH DRUGS

Face:
VERY ROUND AND A LOT OF PIMPLES

Hair:
ALWAYS FALL

Clothes:
SOMETIMES YOU DONT WASH, RIGHT?

Voice:
IKE SITI NURHALIZA

Humor:
HOT TEMPER

Choice of music:
IRAMA MELAYU REGGEA

Manners:
FULL OF MANNERS

Friends:
ALL RETARDS

Decisions:
WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DECIDEC BEFORE??


____________________________________________________________________________________

Would You…
Be my friend:
CAN BUT I PREFER BE YOUR NEIGHBOUR

Tell me the truth no matter what:
SEE HOW, EVERYONE HAS DARL LITTLE SECRETS

Buy me a birthday gift:
IF I REMEMBER THE DATE.

Lie to make me feel better:
YES, I WOULD. THAT IS TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER AS WELL.

Spread rumors about me:
NO, I WONT. BUT THEY ALREADY KNOW, WHAT TO DO.

Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
IF YOU WOULD BUY ME TAMPON AT THE SAME TIME TOO, I WOULDNT MIND.

Keep a secret if I told you one:
I PROMISE I WILL. BUT DONT BLAME ME IF I SPILL IT OUT WHEN I'M DRUNK.

Loan me some cash:
NO, I WILL CHANGE ALL MY ASSETS TO YOUR NAME.

Hold my hand:
IF YOU DONT BITE YOUR NAILS, MAYBE I WOULD.

Keep in touch:
NO. I WOULD KEEP ON TEASING.

Make me a snack:
ONLY MEE MAGGI.

Try and solve my problems:
I WOULD ASK BUT YOU SOLVE YOURSELF YA.

Love me:
AS MY SON, YES.

Makeout with me:
NO, ITS HARAM.

Hold me in times of need:
ARENT YOU BIG ENOUGH??

Ditch me:
CANT TELL. I WNAT TO SURPRISE YOU.

Use me:
ALL THE TIME

ask me out:
NOPE. IF YOU ASKED, I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO GO.

Date me:
YOU'LL BE DEAD IF WE DATE

Makeout with me whenever you had the chance:
TIME IS PRECIOUS. MAKE MONEY IS BETTER THAN MAKE OUT.

Hold me and make my problems go away:
I CAN ALSO MAKE YOUR PROBLEMS AND YOURSELF GO AWAY.
I CARE BOUT YOU TAU.

Siti Hajar Fatimah